I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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