I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Also, beer. Big fan.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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