Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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