I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
