Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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