two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
being pregnant is like rehab
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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