It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
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Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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