He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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