If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Also, beer. Big fan.
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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