they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Are we still banned from the library?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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