"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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