Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.

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(561): View more from Florida

he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.

(1-561): View more from Florida

you for real need to get over him dude

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(310): View more from California

she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator

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(956): View more from Texas

while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"

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(815): View more from Illinois

Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.

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(575): View more from New Mexico

I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave

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(512): View more from Texas

I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF

(1-919): View more from North Carolina

Spring cleaning

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