Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
one might say we're banned from that church
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
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Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.