Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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