it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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