Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
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One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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