i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
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I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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