Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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