thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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