I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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