last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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