; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
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Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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