Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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