Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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