She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
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The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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