I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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