What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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