doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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