I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
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For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
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Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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