He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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