About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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