He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
This girl is more easily done than said...
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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