note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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