If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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