im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Pooping to opera.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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