That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
