My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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