They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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