Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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