im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
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I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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