Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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