I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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