we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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