Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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