im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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