would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Randomize
