Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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