Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
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A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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