Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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