Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
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My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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