Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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