There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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