i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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