What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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