It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
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He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I want a musical about memes.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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