Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
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